"Every composer knows the anguish and despair occasioned by forgetting ideas which one had no time to write down."
Man, this really speaks to me. A LOT!
I carry a little notebook in my purse wherever I go so I can write down the funny things I hear/say/witness, or play ideas, or blog post ideas, or phone numbers, or whatever else I need to remember. Yup. Absolutely everything I need to remember. EXCEPT....
...the best porn name EVAH! Whilst I was drinking & chatting & joking with Shirley Rice & Digger in my hotel room at festivus in November, the best porn name evah came up in conversation. & I claimed it. As mine. It was a play on words of a celebrity name, & a dirty word. Kinda like Sandra Bullock would become Sandra Ballsack. Except that's not it. Feel free to take it as your own cuz I don't want it. It's not THE name & I shall accept nothing less.
Due to the ingestion of a large amount of martinis, I failed to write this ingenius name down. In fact, I actually forgot all about it for...um... a month or so. The others who were there also cannot remember.
I am bereft.
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