Friday, August 21, 2009


I'm not so up on the latest internet slang, the short codes that all the cool kids are using to text & twitter & update their facebook statuses with. Let's just put that out there right now.

So, when I saw my niece's facebook status say "F.M.L." I decided to put on my deerstalker cap & investigate what the heck that was all about. Turns out, it stands for "Fuck My Life". Turns out, there is a
website. Turns out, said website made me laugh & hurt myself. Damn me, my curiousity, & my amazing sense of humour.

This is what caused me internal bleeding today:

"Today, my nose was itchy. As I reached towards it to itch it, I sneezed ridiculously hard. I punched myself in the eye and now it’s all purple and puffy. FML"

I don't care who you are: that's funny. & you know it's going to end up in a play someday.

1 comment:

Scratchings in the Dirt said...

I just found that website about a week ago, and have been checking it every single day. It's too funny.
You might also like to check out
as well as for more daily chuckles!