Conversation a la Chez Wilma

Moi: Honey, can you open my banana?

Puffy: {Big Sigh} Give it here.

Moi: See? It was a hard one.

Puffy: Yeah. It's nice to know I'm still needed around here.

Moi: Just for opening my banana.

Puffy: {Laughing} Other than that I can piss off!

Moi: Yup.

Saturday mornings are known for their wit & intelligence.