Friday, February 29, 2008

The Best Sleeping Drug I Never Took

The Puffster & I have a new addition in Chez Wilma ~ a monster bed! We have both been having back/neck troubles, not been sleeping well, & just generally been dissatisfied with the comfort level & support offered by our {only!} 7 year old bed, so we bit the bullet & bought a new one.

Does anyone remember The Princess & The Pea? Anyone? Bueller? I don't think I'm exaggerating when I say this new bed is EXACTLY like that. I have to hike up onto it like a child! I may need a stool. It is even with my waist. My waist!

Oh, but what a sleep! This bed is a little piece of heaven that floated down to embrace our old, tired bodies during the night. Why did we wait so long?

Oh, but what dreams I had! I was hanging with Shannon Doherty & the rest of the 90210 gang, until it suddenly morphed into Melrose Place & Jake came riding along to offer us a lift to somewhere. Also, had a rehearsal where everyone was drunk, & the Demon Spawn was there terrorizing the neighbourhood. Along the way, I was officiating a drinking game at a sorority house, while running up & down stairs.

Slept a full 11 hours. That's right. 11 hours! Didn't want to get up, but my bladder ~ which is, coincidentally the size of a pea ~ insisted.

If you're in the market for a new bed, I highly recommend this one, the Serta Slumber Form Crowne II with the Euro Top. But not mine ~ get your own.

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