Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Stop The Madness!

I don't normally write about celebrities, celebutards, or any of the other crap that ET regularly features on their program. I figure I'll leave that up to the people who sling the crap best. But I can remain silent no longer.

Seriously, people. I just read about the mob in Toronto that attacked Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie's SUV while they were leaving Brad's film premiere at the Toronto International Film Festival. Seven people, SEVEN PEOPLE boys & girls, jumped on their vehicle. For what purpose? Why would you jump on someone's vehicle, other than to rescue your baby trapped in the backseat from a car-jacker? Is there any other valid reason? Anyone?

I thought not.

What is wrong with fans these days ~ other than headache bumps limiting their ability to reason out "good" behavior vs. "bad" behavior, &/or a really bad crack addiction? So, I like someone. I admire their work. I would like {in a particular & reoccurring fantasy of mine} to befriend a celebrity. Wouldn't that be cool? Shopping on Robertson Blvd in LA with Diane Lane, grabbing drinks & a couple laughs with Jon Cusack, shooting pool & doing shots with Keifer Sutherland, working out with Winona Ryder {I don't think she works out but WHATEVER}, I think it would be cool. & by cool I mean awesome. & by awesome I mean... nevermind. You get the gist.

I'm pretty sure the way to achieve this friendship, this closeness, this camaraderie with someone famous is by NOT JUMPING ON THEIR FRIGGIN' SUV!

Is it even possible to be that stoopid? It must be. Seven people did it, & scared Angelina right out of the country. Let's remember that, according to rumour, Angelina used to cut herself. She used to carry a vial of her husband's blood on her person. She may or may not have been involved with drugs. She used to own a pet snake. She has her pilot's licence. She has visited war-torn countries all over the world in her role as a Goodwill Ambassador for the United Nations High Commissioner for Refugees, including Sierra Leone & Iraq. She's no shrinking violet, this one.

She was scared out of this country by rabid fans.

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