Top 6 Things I'm Procrastinating About Right Now

Wilma, Super-Genius, Queen Procrastinator, decided that posting on The Blog to keep her legions of fans happy (yes, all 6 boys and girls) is much more important than the other stuff on her to-do list, and so is working real hard not to do the following things:

6. Laundry
5. Ironing said laundry {some insane sadistic man came up with the need for wrinkle-free clothes I reckon}
4. Pulling weeds {didn't I do enough in THE BACK ALLEY?}
3. Financial Report {deadline June 30th ~ lots of time!}
2. dishes
1. ORGANIZING MY LIFE

You'd think the lovely PDA Puffy Kracker gave me for my 35th birthday {thank you, I know I look fabulous and should still be ID'd for cigarettes and lotto tickets. Stop, you're embarrassing me!} would help me with #1, but you still have to take the time to actually input the data. Time much better spent snoozing on the couch in front of a Star Trek: TNG 4 hour marathon on Spike TV every afternoon.

How am I ever going to survive going to work next week?