Freaky Horoscope Strikes Again

This was my daily email horoscope for Friday:

Someone told you a juicy secret, and you're dying to tell. Resist the temptation, or else! The momentary pleasure you'd feel wouldn't outweigh your guilt. Plus, there's no way to guarantee you wouldn't be found out.

This is ALL true. I do know a secret ~ which I found out on Thursday evening~ and it has been killing me not to tell, but I promised I'd keep quiet until the news is out there.

Wacky.