Thursday, May 04, 2006

Top 6 Movies I Wish I Hadn't Seen

That's right boys and girls, you get two Top 6 lists this week, cuz Wilma has been a little slack ~ okay, holidaying in Hawaii ~ and not posted for a while.
So, you know when you leave the movie theatre and you're mad cuz you've just wasted 2 or 3 hours of your life that you'll never, EVER get back? Like you should have just spent the time banging your head against a cement floor? That's how I felt after watching each of the following movies:
6. The English Patient (SLOOOOOOW)
5. Gladiator (don't like Russell Crow, never have, never will)
4. Braveheart (come on, people. there were 3 lines of dialogue!)
3. My Best Friend's Wedding (of course, we all know that Wilma has a hate-on for BigMouth Roberts from WAAAY back, so this isn't surprising)
2.The Matrix Revolutions (did ANYONE understand this movie? Anyone? Bueller? Bueller? Uh-oh, 80's flashback!)
1. Vanilla Sky (and this really is my #1. this movie pissed me off so bad I had to drink a lot of martinis to get the bad taste of wasting Puffy Kracker's hard earned money on this swill)


Anonymous said...

Have you ever tried to watch "CONTACT" and "Too Die For" by far it is the people that I work with "BADDEST" movie ever.


Anonymous said...

Okay, so two of my all-time faves are in this list. Although I'm right there with you on Revolutions! I believe I was actually sitting next to you in the theatre, experiencing utter and complete confusion. And, like, I'm really smart.

Wilma said...

Ok, fess up, which two?

Wilma said...

Oh yeah, and you are real smart. Just like me ~ the SuperGenius!

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