Holy Crappin' Arseholes!

I missed my own blogoversary!



Shitty, shitty, fart knockers!



Yeah, so, if you wanna buy me prezzies, it was 3 years ago on March 1st that the wondrous, magical, super-genius extravaganza that is Death Bed Moment began. The traditional gift for 3 years is leather, & the modern is crystal or glass.


I'll leave it up to you whether you are modern or traditional.