Monday, September 29, 2008

Top 6 Things I'm Sick Of

Wilma is grumpy. Grumy & tired. So you're getting a grumpy, tired-ass post today.

I'm sick of the following:

6. Political ads that tear down the opposition. Why not build yourself up, instead? Why not tell us what you WILL do for us, instead of what the other guys won't?

5. These creepy little bugs flying around my house. They're breeding in my plants, I believe, & are attracted to the computer {Hmmm. As am I. Maybe I was a fruit fly in another life?} They, & the plants, will have to go. People driving by Chez Wilma looking in the window have been dialing 9-1-1 cuz they think I'm having an epileptic fit as I flail around on my couch trying to kill the little beggers. Try explaining that to the local volunteer firemen.

4. Back pain. Head pain. Neck pain. Rib pain. Bascially, everything in the pain genre can piss off. Enough said.

3. Coming up with fabulously long-winded blog posts as I-lay-me-down-to-sleep, complete with fancy-ass wording & proper punctuation, only to forget IT ALL when I wake up.

2. My hair. Grow already, damn you!

1. The Swiss.

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