Tuesday, September 23, 2008

My Kind Of Wisdom

  • It's not whether you win or lose, but how you place the blame.

  • You are not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on to the carpet.

  • We have enough youth. How about a fountain of 'smart'?

  • The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.

  • A fool and his money can throw one hell of a party.

  • When blondes have more fun, do they know it?

  • Five days a week my body is a temple.The other two it's an amusement park.


  • Money isn't everything,but it sure keeps the kids in touch.

  • Don't Drink and Drive. You might hit a bump and spill something.

  • If at first you don't succeed, sky-diving is not for you.

  • Reality is only an illusion that occurs due to a lack of alcohol.

  • We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.

  • Red meat is not bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.

  • One good thing about Alzheimer's is you get to meet new people every day.

  • Friends don't let friends take ugly men home.

  • Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

  • The more I learn about terrorism, the more I understand the phone company.

  • The latest survey shows that three out of four people makeup 75% of the population.

1 comment:

Kyanite said...

To true for comfort!

TY for the practicle advise, will look into,it once the latest wines worn off!