Dear Email,
I looked for you this morning. You weren't there. Out of the 4 places we used to meet, you weren't at any.
What happened to you, Email? Does anyone know? Email has disappeared, kicked the bucket, left the building. Email is more elusive than a Sasquatch riding the Loch Ness Monster.
When I was first hooked up to the interweb, Email would visit 10 or 20 times a day. A DAY! Now, I'm lucky to get 10 visits a month.
Email, what did I evah do to insult you so bad that you never visit, you never call, you never write? Why, Email, why have you forsaken me?
How is everyone communicating now if not using Email? Is it texting? Is it Facebook? Is it IMing?
& why wasn't I invited?
Please, Email, please come back into my life. I promise to respond quicker & wittier than ever before. I miss you so much.
Lurve,
Wilma
Friday, August 22, 2008
An Open Letter To Email
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2 comments:
Well, I'm sure you don't want my email after yesterday!
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I still check my email several times a day. Unfortunately, I'm not getting as many as I used to either.
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