Love The One You're With ~ Sometimes, It's Easy

I had the best convo with Puffy last night.

I noticed that something was going on with him ~ he wasn’t his usual, clean-shaven self, especially in the upper-lip area, so I asked him about it.

Moi: What’s going on with your upper lip?

Puffy: What?

Moi: What the hell? Did you forget to shave?

Puffy: I thought maybe I’d grow a moustache.

Moi: Oh. So what’s your porn name going to be?

Puffy: Dick Strokes.

Moi: DICK STROKES?!?!?

Puffy: Yup. Dick Strokes, C.S.I.

Moi: C.S.I.??

Puffy: C.S.I. ~ Casual Sex Investigator.

Moi: You know I’m going to use this on my blog, don’t you?

Puffy: I’m not here for your amusement. I don’t do things so you can make fun of me with your bloggy friends.

{Pause}

Moi: So, can I take a picture of your moustache to go with the story?

Puffy: Sure.

Boys & Girls, introducing my husband, Porn Star Dick Strokes, C.S.I.