Random Thoughts On A Thursday

• Whoever invented the halter top didn't have D cup breasts.
• When your car alarm goes off after midnight, you should probably turn it off right away, instead of letting it toll intermittently for 25 minutes.
• I would have had a lot less work in the yard if I'd done something last fall.
• Beer tastes really good after working in the yard for 4 hours.
• My cat is crazay. 15 years old & tearing around the yard, jumping up trees after birds, & hiding in bushes waiting to scare people ~ namely me ~ when they walk by.
• I hate dandelions. & shasta daisies. & thorny weeds. & trees that multiply faster than Puffy's cousin.
• I hate planning parties. Or gatherings. Or get-togethers. Or soirees. Or whatever the hell you want to call them. Hate it. It's like herding cats to try to organize people.
• It's a beautiful day in the neighbourhood today.
• I'm glad I was outside today.
• Now, I'm glad I'm inside.
• I'm going to stop now, as I'm drinking beer & blogging & that's nevah, evah a good idea.