Traditional Irish Blessing:
May there always be work for your hands to do.
May your purse always hold a coin or two.
May the sun always shine upon your window pane.
May a rainbow be certain to follow each rain.
May the hand of a friend always be near to you and
May God fill your heart with gladness to cheer you.
Wilma's Version:
May there always be idle time to hang out.
May your purse bulge as large as a big toe with gout.
May the sun shine right through your pint of green beer.
May your legs remain steady, and your eyesight not blear.
May your friends buy you drinks til the wee hours of morn,
and May God forgive you your big stash of porn.
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