Sunday, October 01, 2006

Lying Horoscope

This was my fortune for yesterday, September 30:

Your wallet may not be as full as your calendar, but no matter -- you'll find a way to pinch a penny until it squeals for mercy. The pleasure of your company is required by many, and a few are even willing to foot the bill.

Yeah, I may be a fabulous super-genius, but I don't know anyone who's willing to pay to hang with me. Or do I? You just let me know if you are!

1 comment:

Wilma said...

Also, I wouldn't know how to pinch a penny if my life depended on it!