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Friday, October 10, 2008

An Open Letter To Email Telemarketers

Dear Telemarketers,

I must say that while you annoy the hell out of me, I have to grudgingly admire your tenacity.

I'd like to thank you for your concerns about my debt load & penis size, but want to reassure you that both are fine.

You can stop worrying about me now, & offer your refinancing deals & penis enlarging inventions to someone more needy.

Sincerely,
Wilma

1 comment:

  1. So, you too are being bombarded with Spam, & it's now even getting through my Spam filters.
    Suddenly everyone wants to lend me money, give me a credit report, the penis enlargement NO - I'm missing out on that one!

    Have a good Thanksgiving w/e!

    Love
    Blue

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