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Wednesday, July 09, 2008

Top 6 Things To Do Whilst Drinking Red Wine

I didn't want to leave you with the impression that fun can't be had whilst drinking red wine ~ I think we all know that isn't true, sometimes almost too much fun can be had.
Here are some suggestions, based on personal experience, of things you can do:


6. Talk about the Roughriders ~ yay Riders! 2-0 so far this season.
5. Eat Old Dutch Baked Chips ~ cuz they're magically delicious. They taste like Pringles, except better.
4. Train cats ~ this is a very good idea, & remarkably easy after 7 1/2 glasses of Cabernet.
3. Tequila shots ~ always a good idea after 7 1/2 glasses of Cabernet & a vicious cat attack.
2. Swim ~ never a better time then when you've had some wine. Less fear=more fun!
1. Amateur chiropractics ~ friend have a bad back? Sore spot? Just whack them, crack them back into shape.

**Wilma & DBM not responsible for any injuries, deaths or other negative results from trying these recommendations.

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