Moi: Honey, can you open my banana?
Puffy: {Big Sigh} Give it here.
Moi: See? It was a hard one.
Puffy: Yeah. It's nice to know I'm still needed around here.
Moi: Just for opening my banana.
Puffy: {Laughing} Other than that I can piss off!
Moi: Yup.
Saturday mornings are known for their wit & intelligence.
The continuing saga of a quack who's gone to the dogs...or cats, as the case may be.
I've a peach I need help with, is Puffy available?
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