5 Things About 4 Things

I've been tagged by a friend to do a meme on 5 things, & as I am lazy & still jet-lagged, here they are:


Five things on my to-do list:
1. Finish a brazilliant play that J-Rod & I have started writing.
2. Visit Velvis & my twin.
3. Get the books for the-place-where-I-worship looked over by an impartial third party to make sure I'm not funding my holidays & new teeth with the offering.
4. Paint the trim in the spare room.
5. Organize photos {this will be on my to-do list until the day I die. Oh, sweet merciful Death, save me from the photos!}

Five Snacks I enjoy:
1. Bananas
2. Shrimp rings
3. Tacos & my super deadly awesome home-made salsa
4. Chips.
5. Crackers topped with Boursin Black Pepper Cheese, or Cream Cheese & Red Pepper Jelly.

Five Things I would do if I was a Billionaire:
1. Spend a shit-load of money!
2. Travel first class with a hired car & driver at every destination.
3. Hire a housekeeper who can cook.
4. Roll in a big pile of money, then take a long hot shower, cuz money's dirty!
5. Hire a masseuse/chiropractor to be available to me 24/7.


Five of my bad habits:
Only 5?!?!
1. I eat things that upset my stomach, knowing full well that they upset my stomach, then I complain when I feel unwell.
2. I spend too much time on the computer, ignoring other things I should be doing {mayhaps the to-do list?}
3. I complain to Puffy about things in my life WAAAY too much, then wonder why he isn't interested in joining in my activities.
4. I hear people talking but I don't listen. Mayhaps it's the Alzheimers, or the headache bump, or I'm just a bad friend, but you'll have to tell me something 7 times before it sinks in. Literally.
5. I am too sensitive & get upset about slights & slurs that only I can see.


Five people I tag:
You do your own thing. If you wanna do it, great!