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Thursday, January 18, 2007

Helpful Hint - Public Drunkenness

When throwing hashbrowns at the trucker in the next booth starts to sound like a REALLY good idea ~ it's time to head back to your hotel room.

4 comments:

  1. Anonymous12:58 pm

    yes, I would like to add to that:

    If you think it's a good idea to go trotting all about town in the wee hours of the morning looking for Cheezies, it's time to head back to your hotel.

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  2. Also:
    If you think it's a good idea to learn how to dance like a stripper on a yield sign at 4AM... it's time to head back to your hotel.

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  3. That is very helpful my drunken little friend

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  4. Unfortunately, a couple days too late!

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